- Sun Dec 13, 2015 5:33 pm
Nobody knows. Do you really think that if that information was just floating around the web that Joel would have not found it. Every night he searches, scouring barbie message boards and cashed geocities pages for clues as to his whereabouts. His efforts are tireless and unyielding and one day, if he still lives, Joel will find Duane.
Between the time when MTV was king, and the rise of the youtube generation, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Joel, destined to win the dance off against Duane and style his feathered hair upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!